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• You think your dirty socks can stop me?! Well, they *are* making me.
  .. dizzy. Ooooohhh.....
• Hey baby! Get comfortable. Relaaax. It's a little hot for that cheerleader outfit, don't you think?
  -- The Evil Krusty Doll to Malibu Stacey, "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Abe: [shouting] That doll is *Evil*, I tells ya. Evil!
  Eeeeeeviillll!!! Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents....
• Marge: Homer, what's wrong? Homer: [pointing to the harmless doll] That doll tried to kill me!
  Bart: I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad, but what pressure?...
• Your doll is trying to kill my husband! [pause] Yes, I'll hold.
  -- Marge calls the hotline, "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Oooh, what a day. Homer made me give him a sponge bath [shudders] But coming home to you makes it all worthwhile.
  -- Krusty Doll to Malibu Stacey, "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Good people, I'm so happy you're all here tonight. But please, just a few words of caution.
  Now, we are going to set this pile of evil ablaze, but because these are children's toys, the fire will spread quickly, so please stand back and try not to inhale the toxic fumes....
• Doll: Here you go, buddy. Homer: Did you walk the dog?
  Doll: Yeah, he buried me a couple of times. Home...
• Lisa: I can feel an evil presence in this house. Marge
  Evil!? Homer: Quiet, Lisa. You're scaring your mother....