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• Smithers, this is a golden opportunity! If we can get him alive, we can put him on Broadway!
  Dead, we'll sell monkey stew to the Army!...
• Burns: What do you think, Smithers? Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix.
  Burns: We *know* what you think! -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Bart: [English accent] Stupid party, wish we were trick or treat'n.
  Marge: Now Bart, you can find just as much horror around the house. -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Bart: Yo, Mom! We haven't got the eyeballs yet. Marge
  [aims the flashlight at Homer, who is eating the ghoulish snacks] Homer, you're ruining it!...
• Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
  Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad. Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!...
• When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence.
  When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment. -- Warren Farrell...
• Breakthrough: We finally figured out a way to sell it!
• Lisa: I can feel an evil presence in this house. Marge
  Evil!? Homer: Quiet, Lisa. You're scaring your mother....
• Abe: [shouting] That doll is *Evil*, I tells ya. Evil!
  Eeeeeeviillll!!! Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents....