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• Oh my! What is that smell! [sees Homer] Oh, it's you. -- Pet shop owner, "Lisa's Pony
• Meyers: As Roger Meyers Jr., the owner of the park, I'd like to thank you for stopping the killer robots, and to show my appreciation, here are two free passes.
  Homer: But there are five of us. Meyers: [angry] Here are two free passes!...
• Homer: Excuse me, do you sell ponies? Owner: Uh, sure, pal.
  Right here. [points at a cage] Homer: [reads the sign] Scottish deer hound....
• Owner: If you are waiting for the Hi & Lois signing, it has been moved to the Springfield Coliseum.
  Bart: Please, you have something of mine on a little piece of paper....
• The footprint of the owner is the best manure.
• Smithers: I'm sorry, Monty can't come to the phone right now.
  He's in a very important meeting and can't be disturbed....
• Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad! Homer: [eating pork rinds, frowns] Did you wreck the car?
  Bart: Nooo! Homer: [frowns] Did you raise the dead?...
• You Can Tell An Owner By Its Cat.
• You Can Tell An Owner By Its Dog.