Bart: Yo, Mom! We Haven't Got The Eyeballs Yet. Marge
Bart: Yo, Mom! We haven't got the eyeballs yet.
Marge: [aims the flashlight at Homer, who is eating the ghoulish snacks]
Homer, you're ruining it!
Homer: Yeah, well... It was an evil game.
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"
Marge: Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the closet....
Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
Bart, you stay home and tape the hockey game. -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII
Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a Zombie!? -- "Treehouse of Horror III
Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a zombie? Treehouse of Horror III
Lisa: What's up there? Bart: Is it a monster? Lisa
We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....
Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad! Homer: [eating pork rinds, frowns] Did you wreck the car?
Bart: Nooo! Homer: [frowns] Did you raise the dead?...
Marge: Well, I'm sure glad we didn't turn into mindless zombies.
Bart: [zombie-like] Shhhhh... T V. Homer: [zombie-like] MAN....
Marge: Homer, did you just call everyone "chicken"?
Homer: Noooo. I swear on this Bible! Marge: That's not a Bible...