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• Marge: Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
  Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the closet....
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Bart, you stay home and tape the hockey game. -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII
• Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a Zombie!? -- "Treehouse of Horror III
• Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a zombie? Treehouse of Horror III
• Lisa: What's up there? Bart: Is it a monster? Lisa
  We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....
• Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad! Homer: [eating pork rinds, frowns] Did you wreck the car?
  Bart: Nooo! Homer: [frowns] Did you raise the dead?...
• Marge: Well, I'm sure glad we didn't turn into mindless zombies.
  Bart: [zombie-like] Shhhhh... T V. Homer: [zombie-like] MAN....
• Marge: Homer, did you just call everyone "chicken"?
  Homer: Noooo. I swear on this Bible! Marge: That's not a Bible...