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• Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
  -- Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Burns: What do you think, Smithers? Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix.
  Burns: We *know* what you think! -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread.
  We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call "Frogurt"!...
• Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
  Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
• Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
  I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....
• Bart: [English accent] Stupid party, wish we were trick or treat'n.
  Marge: Now Bart, you can find just as much horror around the house. -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• It's a fixer-upper. What's the problem? We get a bunch of priests in here .
  .. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horro...
• Marge: Goodness, what's wrong? Bart: We both had nightmares.
  Lisa: Can we sleep with you? Homer: You both toilet trained?...
• People of earth! We come to you in the spirit of hostility and menace!
  -- The green aliens, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...