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• Marge: Relax, honey, you were just having a crazy nightmare.
  You're back with your family now where there's nothing to be afraid of....
• Marge: Goodness, what's wrong? Bart: We both had nightmares.
  Lisa: Can we sleep with you? Homer: You both toilet trained?...
• See, Marge, who needs a car-wash when you can just drive around in the rain?
  -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Abe: [wearing a diving suit] I'll save Homer! All I needs is four stout men to work the bellows.
  Frink: No, pops, it's too risky! For all we know, there could be cubes in there the size of gorillas and other large -- Home...
• Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a zombie? Treehouse of Horror III
• Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a Zombie!? -- "Treehouse of Horror III
• Bart: Yo, Mom! We haven't got the eyeballs yet. Marge
  [aims the flashlight at Homer, who is eating the ghoulish snacks] Homer, you're ruining it!...
• Marge: Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
  Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the closet....
• We had a story to go with this painting, but it was far too intense.
  So we just threw something together with vampires. Enjoy! -- Bart, "Treehouse of Horror IV...