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  [quickly] Kids! Here's $50, why not go to the movies, then take a cab to your aunts' house?...
• Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
  Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot....
• I will try to raise a better child. -- Marge's blackboard punishment, "Itchy and Scratchy
  The Movie...
• Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
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  Homer: What the hell are you talking about? June...
• Marge: And remember, every morning give one bowl of Kibble to Santa's Little Helper.
  Do you want me to write any of this down? Abe...
• Myers: I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show.
  It's so simple, you egghead writers would've never thought of it!...
• Hee, hee! I can be a jerk and no one can stop me! -- Homer Simpson Itchy & Scratchy Land
• Homer: If you don't start making more sense, we're going to have to put you in a home.
  Grampa: You already put me in a home. Homer: Then we'll put you in the crooked home we saw on Sixty Minutes!...