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• Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
  -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Homer: I'm thinking of a number between one and fifty.
  Marge: Is it 37? Homer: D'oh! ... I mean.... No. -- A numbers racket, "Itchy and Scratchy...
• My child is on the honor roll at Springfield Elementary".
  You know, I thought I'd never find a replacement for my `Where's the Beef?...
• Young man, since you broke Grampa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
  -- Homer's punishment for Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• We got beets! -- Lisa, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• TV sucks. -- Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Mmm... Soylent Green. -- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
  -- Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...