God: Thou Hast Forsaken My Church! Homer: [in Fear] Uh, Kind-of.

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God: Thou hast forsaken My Church!
Homer: [in fear] Uh, kind-of... b-but...
God: But what!
Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why
should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to
Hell?
God: [pause] Hmm... You've got a point there.
-- "Homer the Heretic"

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