Homer: Oh Marge, I never felt so alone. No one believes me. [pause]
Uh, this is the part where you're suppose to say "I Believe You,
Homer"?
Marge: I don't believe you, Homer.
Homer: You do?? Oh, Marge, you've made me so happy!
Marge: Hmm, you're not listening. You're only hearing what you wanna
hear.
Homer: Thanks! I'd love an omelette right about now.
-- "The Springfield Files"
Uh, this is the part where you're suppose to say "I Believe You,
Homer"?
Marge: I don't believe you, Homer.
Homer: You do?? Oh, Marge, you've made me so happy!
Marge: Hmm, you're not listening. You're only hearing what you wanna
hear.
Homer: Thanks! I'd love an omelette right about now.
-- "The Springfield Files"
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