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• I'm wizzing with the door open, and I love it! -- Homer Alone, "Homer the Heretic
• Teacher: Is something wrong, Mr. Simpson? Bart: I don't like wearing tights, ma'am.
  Teacher: But so many of your heroes wear tights: Batman, for example, and....
• I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids.
  So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?...
• Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids.
  So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?...
• I, on the other hand, have been having a wonderful day, and I owe it all to skipping church!
  -- Homer, "Homer the Heretic...
• Our unabashed dictionary defines IUD as `love springs internal'.
  Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! ... I don't get it....
• Episode: Homer the Heretic