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• I, on the other hand, have been having a wonderful day, and I owe it all to skipping church!
  -- Homer, "Homer the Heretic...
• Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
  He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me....
• I owe all of my success in life to always having been a quarter of an hour beforehand.
  HORATIO NELSON...
• I'm wizzing with the door open, and I love it! -- Homer Alone, "Homer the Heretic
• Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to appear in a tortilla in Mexico.
  -- God takes his leave, "Homer the Heretic...
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Could this be the best day of my life? -- Homer Simpson Homer the Heretic