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• Milhouse, on falling in love: "It was just like Romeo and Juliet, only it ended in tragedy.
  Episode: When Milhouse has a girlfriend and Bart is jealou...
• Bart: How are we going to find her? Milhouse: She said she'd be wearing a plaid jumper.
• Bart: Milhouse, how could you let this happen? You were supposed to be the night watchman.
  Milhouse: I was watching. I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over, then it fell over....
• Milhouse, we're living in the age of cooties. I can't believe the risk you're running.
  -- Bart, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Samantha: How do we know when we fall in love? Ms.K
  Oh, don't you worry. Most of you will never fall in love and marry out of fear of dying alone....
• Milhouse: Uh... That's a nice dress. Samantha: My Dad makes me wear it.
  I hate it. Milhouse: Uh, I hate it, too!...
• Samantha: Hi. Bart: Hey, what's with the skirt?
  Milhouse: I've brought friends to this treehouse before....
• Bart: Cool! An oversized novelty billiard ball!
  Milhouse: Yeah, you shake it up and it tells the future!...
• Could we have avoided the tragedy of Hiroshima? Could we have started the atomic age with clean hands?
  No one knows. No one can find out. -- Edward Telle...