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• Bart: Hey, Samantha, I'm sorry about getting you thrown in the penguin house.
  Samantha: That's all right, Bart. I love Saint Sebastian [School]....
• How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
  -- Milhouse, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• She's faking it. -- Ms.
  Krabappel shows the class a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Milhouse, we're living in the age of cooties. I can't believe the risk you're running.
  -- Bart, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Milhouse: Bart, my mom won't let me be your friend any more.
  That's why you couldn't come to the party....
• Samantha: Hi. Bart: Hey, what's with the skirt?
  Milhouse: I've brought friends to this treehouse before....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Milhouse: Uh... That's a nice dress. Samantha: My Dad makes me wear it.
  I hate it. Milhouse: Uh, I hate it, too!...
• DINGO: Wicked wicked Zoot ... she is a bad person and she must pay the penalty.
  And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment ....