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• How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
  -- Milhouse, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• If the cats could figure out how to work the can opener, they would have the locks changed while we were out.
• That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love, that no one could have loved so before us, and that no one will love in the same way as us.
  -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe...
• We can see now that we Americans were caught unprepared, because we were ordinary human beings, following the best advice we had at the time.
  No one would have guessed in 1941 that we would be attacked in such an unsportsmanlike manner as we were....
• Just one atomic bomb could ruin your whole day.
• Come on, I wasn't born yesterday. More's the pity. We could have started your personality from scratch.
  -- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
• Goodman: Now, who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?
  [everyone puts their hands up] Without resorting to violence....
• It could be a rabid tiger, it could be a Q-tip. We have no way of knowing.
• This is the true measure of love: when we believe that we alone can love, that no one could ever have loved so before us, and that no one will ever love in the same way after us.
  -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)...