Bart: Cool! An oversized novelty billiard ball!
Milhouse: Yeah, you shake it up and it tells the future!
Bart: Really?
Milhouse: Uh huh.
Bart: [takes it] Will I pass my English test? [shakes it]
[reads] "Outlook not so good".
Wow, it <does> work!
-- Ask me no questions, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
Milhouse: Yeah, you shake it up and it tells the future!
Bart: Really?
Milhouse: Uh huh.
Bart: [takes it] Will I pass my English test? [shakes it]
[reads] "Outlook not so good".
Wow, it <does> work!
-- Ask me no questions, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
Related:
- Milhouse: Uh... That's a nice dress.
Samantha: My Dad makes me wear it.
I hate it. Milhouse: Uh, I hate it, too! -- Flexibility... - Milhouse, we're living in the age of cooties. I can't believe the risk
you're running.
Bart, "Bart's Friend Falls in... - Samantha: Hi.
Bart: Hey, what's with the skirt?
Milhouse: I've brought friends to this treehouse before... - Bart: Wow, you really got it made now, Milhouse. This is living!
Milhouse: [in a costume] Is it, Bart? Is it really... - Grandma: A caller at this hour? [to Mr. VH] You dial 9-1,
then when I say so, dial 1 again. [opens... - Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home?
Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -
oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe... - Bart: [with forced happiness] You believe me, don't you?
You're my friend who believes me: sweet,... - Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving
you?
Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. ... - Bart: [on walkie talkie] Milhouse! What's seven in roman numerals?
Milhouse: I'll tell you, Bart, but you really should...
From the same category:
- Marty: We think we know how your mind works, Bart. So how about this:
we pay your principal $10,000 to pull down his pants... - Smithers: Ah, sir. At least the world will see you as I always have.
Burns: [trying to get him to shut up] Yes, yes... - Radio: I hope you're somplace warm.
Homer: You bet your sweet.
[looks around to make sure nobody's around] ... - Man: Hello? Who's this?
Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
Man: I'm Michael Jackson. -- Bart answers the phone... - It's funny because it's true.
-- Fat Tony,
"Bart the...
