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• How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
  -- Milhouse, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Bart: [on walkie talkie] Milhouse! What's seven in roman numerals?
  Milhouse: I'll tell you, Bart, but you really should end each transmission with the word "over"....
• Marge: [in the distance] Bart! Lisa! Time for church!
  Mrs. Van Houten: [in the distance] Milhouse! Time for church....
• Milhouse says of Springfield, after Homer floods it, "It's just like Venice, but without the Black Plague.
  Episode: Homer as Arti...
• Bart: Earthbase? This is commander Bart McCool. We are under attack by the Zornid Brain Changers!
  Quickly, into the safety dome, Milbot! Milhouse...
• Bart: Milhouse has Bonestorm! [inside, Milhouse's hair is being blown back from the TV] Milhouse
  This is great...and all I've done is enter my name!...
• Bart: Ohh, all these new superheroes _suck_! None of them can hold a candle to "Radioactive Man".
  Milhouse: The only decent new one is "Radiation Dude"....
• Guide: This room is the most popular part of our tour.
  Milhouse: It's just like the other rooms. Guide...
• Love is never jealous or envious. Tell THAT to my Girlfriend!