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• Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties! -- Bart Simpso
• How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
  -- Milhouse, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Samantha: Hi. Bart: Hey, what's with the skirt?
  Milhouse: I've brought friends to this treehouse before....
• Bart: How are we going to find her? Milhouse: She said she'd be wearing a plaid jumper.
• Everybody on! No shoving! Hee, just kidding. You can shove all you want!
  -- Otto, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Milhouse: Uh... That's a nice dress. Samantha: My Dad makes me wear it.
  I hate it. Milhouse: Uh, I hate it, too!...
• Bart: You've been really great to me, but there's probably some other kid who needs you even more.
  Tom: Bart, I could kiss you. If the "Bigger Brothers" didn't make me sign a form promising I wouldn't....
• Bart: Cool! An oversized novelty billiard ball!
  Milhouse: Yeah, you shake it up and it tells the future!...
• Lisa: They'll send you tapes you listen to while you sleep.
  As you hear New Age music, a powerful message goes to your brain telling you to eat less....