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  Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....
• I gave my cat a bath the other day ... they love it.
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• When I was young, I kissed my first woman, and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
  Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco. -- Alfred Toscanini...
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• Milhouse, we're living in the age of cooties. I can't believe the risk you're running.
  -- Bart, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Milhouse: Uh... That's a nice dress. Samantha: My Dad makes me wear it.
  I hate it. Milhouse: Uh, I hate it, too!...
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