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• Patty: [laughs spontaneously] Selma: What's so funny?
  Patty: I was just thinking about the time Homer got his nose caught in the toaster....
• Otto: Can I at least get my stuff? Landlord: All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old `Psycho' magazines.
  Otto: Wow! I have mustard? -- Otto gets evicted, "Otto Show...
• Alcohol imcreases your ability to drive." [looks up the answer] "False"!
  ? Oh, man! -- Otto studies for his driving test, "Otto Show...
• My old man said I was wasting my time, and I'd never amount to anything.
  He-hah-hah-hah! He-hah-hah-hah-heh-heh! [realizes] Oh... -- Otto, "Otto Show...
• You failed every segment, and misspelled `bus' on your application.
  -- Patty administers Otto's driving test, "Otto Show...
• Bart: You can do it, Otto! You're the coolest adult I ever met!
  Otto: Wow! I've never been called an adult before....
• Otto: OK, little dudes, time's up. Everybody out! [kids groan, leave, except for Bart and Lisa] Lisa
  Time's up? Bart: So long, Lis. I'm going to stow away under water and go where the pool goes....
• Bart: I didn't know you played the guitar, Otto-Man!
  Otto: Hey, that's all I <did> in high school! -- "Otto Show...
• I stand on my record. Fifteen crashes and not a single fatality. -- Otto, "Otto Show