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• Otto: Can I at least get my stuff? Landlord: All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old `Psycho' magazines.
  Otto: Wow! I have mustard? -- Otto gets evicted, "Otto Show...
• Bart: I didn't know you played the guitar, Otto-Man!
  Otto: Hey, that's all I <did> in high school! -- "Otto Show...
• Hey, landlord! Some clown changed my locks, padlocked the door, and put on an eviction notice!
  -- Otto, "Otto Show...
• My old man said I was wasting my time, and I'd never amount to anything.
  He-hah-hah-hah! He-hah-hah-hah-heh-heh! [realizes] Oh... -- Otto, "Otto Show...
• My name is Otto, I looove to get blotto.
  -- Otto introduces himself at the Alc-Anon meeting, "Duffle...
• Bart: You can do it, Otto! You're the coolest adult I ever met!
  Otto: Wow! I've never been called an adult before....
• I can't pass that thing. I got a zero last time. This time, I'm hung over!
  -- Otto dreads his driving test, "Otto Show...
• Otto: Please let me stay here. I've got nowhere else to go!
  Homer: Forget it! That lie didn't work for my dad, and it's not going to work for you!...
• Bart: Hey Otto! Hey Otto-man! Otto: Hey Bart-dude!
  Bart: Any new tattoos, Otto? Otto: Ho! Funny you should ask, man....