Otto: Can I at least get my stuff?
Landlord: All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old
`Psycho' magazines.
Otto: Wow! I have mustard?
-- Otto gets evicted, "Otto Show"
Landlord: All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old
`Psycho' magazines.
Otto: Wow! I have mustard?
-- Otto gets evicted, "Otto Show"
Related:
- Bart: Please, Dad? If you let Otto stay, he'll help around the house
and chip in a few bucks whenever he can.
Homer: All right, he can stay. But I get to treat... - Bart: You can do it, Otto! You're the coolest adult I ever met!
Otto: Wow! I've never been called an adult before... - Bart: I didn't know you played the guitar, Otto-Man!
Otto: Hey, that's all I <did> in high school! ... - I stand on my record. Fifteen crashes and not a single fatality.
Otto, "Otto... - My name is Otto, I looove to get blotto.
--
Otto introduces himself at the Alc-Anon meeting, ... - Homer: Come on, guys! Let's be the team that supports each other.
[chanting] You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto... - Hey, landlord! Some clown changed my locks, padlocked the door,
and put on an eviction notice! -- Otto, "Otto... - My old man said I was wasting my time, and I'd never amount to anything.
He-hah-hah-hah! He-hah-hah-hah-heh-heh! [realizes]... - Otto: [humming into the bus microphone]
Bart: Hey, Otto,
can I use that microphone? Otto: Sorry, Bart-dude,...
From the same category:
- Burns: Doctor, what should we do about our freewheeling fop over here?
Monroe: Well, Monty, it used to be that establishing... - Heavyweight championship? There's like three of those.
Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - Abe: And then, a knife flew at my head. And [points to Homer] you
were there,
and [points to Homer] <you> were there... Lisa:... - Now before we negotiate, I have to tell you I'm desperate to unload
Lurleen,
and I'll take any offer. -- Homer Simpson, Master... - Kent: Even as I speak, the scourge of advertising could be heading
toward _your_ town!
Lock your doors, bar your windows, because the...
