Otto: Can I at least get my stuff?
Landlord: All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old
`Psycho' magazines.
Otto: Wow! I have mustard?
-- Otto gets evicted, "Otto Show"
Landlord: All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old
`Psycho' magazines.
Otto: Wow! I have mustard?
-- Otto gets evicted, "Otto Show"
Related:
- Bart: Please, Dad? If you let Otto stay, he'll help around the house
and chip in a few bucks whenever he can.
Homer: All right, he can stay. But I get to treat him like garbage.... - Bart: You can do it, Otto! You're the coolest adult I ever met!
Otto: Wow! I've never been called an adult before.... - Bart: I didn't know you played the guitar, Otto-Man!
Otto: Hey, that's all I <did> in high school! -- "Otto Show... - I stand on my record. Fifteen crashes and not a single fatality. -- Otto, "Otto Show
- My name is Otto, I looove to get blotto.
-- Otto introduces himself at the Alc-Anon meeting, "Duffle... - Homer: Come on, guys! Let's be the team that supports each other.
[chanting] You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!... - Hey, landlord! Some clown changed my locks, padlocked the door, and
put on an eviction notice!
-- Otto, "Otto Show... - My old man said I was wasting my time, and I'd never amount to anything.
He-hah-hah-hah! He-hah-hah-hah-heh-heh! [realizes] Oh... -- Otto, "Otto Show... - Otto: [humming into the bus microphone]
Bart: Hey, Otto, can I use that microphone?
Otto: Sorry, Bart-dude, it's for emergencies only. -- on the bus, "Bart the Daredevil...
