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• Alcohol imcreases your ability to drive." [looks up the answer] "False"!
  ? Oh, man! -- Otto studies for his driving test, "Otto Show...
• I can't pass that thing. I got a zero last time. This time, I'm hung over!
  -- Otto dreads his driving test, "Otto Show...
• Apu: Otto, do you know there's a small child inside your bus?
  Otto: [sees Bart] Ooh, good thing you warned me. I was on my way to Mexico!...
• Bart: I didn't know you played the guitar, Otto-Man!
  Otto: Hey, that's all I <did> in high school! -- "Otto Show...
• Well, that tears it. Until you get a [drivers] license and wear your own underwear, mister, you are suspended without pay!
  -- Principal Skinner to Otto, "Otto Show...
• Jimbo: Hey, there's no monster. Ralph: You're deceptive.
  Otto: I don't see anything. Milhouse: Hey! Who's driving the bus?...
• Bart: [reading his history book while boarding the bus] Otto
  Hey, Bart-dude! Whoa, you little freaked! [?] Ba...
• Otto: Uh-oh. Better fasten your seat belts, little dudes!
  Lisa: We don't have seat belts. Otto: Well, then, uh... Just try to go limp. -- "Otto Show...
• Fellas, I'm going to hit you with a phrase that has dogged you throughout your career.
  Washed-up." -- Interviewing Spinal Tap, "Otto Show...