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• You failed every segment, and misspelled `bus' on your application.
  -- Patty administers Otto's driving test, "Otto Show...
• I can't pass that thing. I got a zero last time. This time, I'm hung over!
  -- Otto dreads his driving test, "Otto Show...
• Bart: Hey Otto! Hey Otto-man! Otto: Hey Bart-dude!
  Bart: Any new tattoos, Otto? Otto: Ho! Funny you should ask, man....
• Bart: What are you going to do, Otto? Otto: Oh, don't worry.
  There's plenty of money out there for a guy who knows how to fake his own death....
• Otto: Uh-oh. Better fasten your seat belts, little dudes!
  Lisa: We don't have seat belts. Otto: Well, then, uh... Just try to go limp. -- "Otto Show...
• My old man said I was wasting my time, and I'd never amount to anything.
  He-hah-hah-hah! He-hah-hah-hah-heh-heh! [realizes] Oh... -- Otto, "Otto Show...
• Bart: I didn't know you played the guitar, Otto-Man!
  Otto: Hey, that's all I <did> in high school! -- "Otto Show...
• Bart: Otto-Man? You're living in a dumpster? Otto
  Ho, man, I wish. Dumpster-brand trash bins are top-of-the-line....
• Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
  Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus on sharp turns....