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• Otto: Can I at least get my stuff? Landlord: All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old `Psycho' magazines.
  Otto: Wow! I have mustard? -- Otto gets evicted, "Otto Show...
• Bart: I didn't know you played the guitar, Otto-Man!
  Otto: Hey, that's all I <did> in high school! -- "Otto Show...
• I stand on my record. Fifteen crashes and not a single fatality. -- Otto, "Otto Show
• Bart: Hey, Milhouse, cool jacket! Milhouse: It cost me 50,000 Bazooka Joe comics!
  -- "Otto Show...
• Bart: Hey Otto! Hey Otto-man! Otto: Hey Bart-dude!
  Bart: Any new tattoos, Otto? Otto: Ho! Funny you should ask, man....
• Jimbo: Man, that guy's guitar is talking. Otto
  Hey, my shoes are talking too! Left Shoe: Don't worry....
• My old man said I was wasting my time, and I'd never amount to anything.
  He-hah-hah-hah! He-hah-hah-hah-heh-heh! [realizes] Oh... -- Otto, "Otto Show...
• Otto: Please let me stay here. I've got nowhere else to go!
  Homer: Forget it! That lie didn't work for my dad, and it's not going to work for you!...
• Otto: {Hey, Mrs. Simpson! You should try one of these "Smart Drinks.
  [laughs and drinks it] Ooh, wow...I've wasted my life!...