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• My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!
  -- Hans Moleman introduces himself at the Alc-Anon meeting, "Duffle...
• My name is Homer, and I'm just here because the courts made me come.
  -- Homer introduces himself at the Alc-Anon meeting, "Duffle...
• Homer/Apu/Moe: You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!
  Apu: Make this spare, I'll give you free gelato! Moe...
• Homer: Come on, guys! Let's be the team that supports each other.
  [chanting] You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!...
• Otto: Can I at least get my stuff? Landlord: All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old `Psycho' magazines.
  Otto: Wow! I have mustard? -- Otto gets evicted, "Otto Show...
• Lovejoy: Homer, with our help, you'll never touch a beer again.
  Homer: Aaah! [jumps out the window] -- The Alc-Anon meeting, "Duffle...
• Ned: My name is Ned. All: Hello, Ned! Ned: It's been 4,000 days since my last drink.
  It was my first -- and last -- blackberry schnapps....
• Bart: Otto, are you OK? Otto: Yeah. Just pop my shoulder back in.
  [Bart does so] Thanks, little buddy!...
• I stand on my record. Fifteen crashes and not a single fatality. -- Otto, "Otto Show