Bart: Hey Otto! Hey Otto-man!
Otto: Hey Bart-dude!
Bart: Any new tattoos, Otto?
Otto: Ho! Funny you should ask, man. This morning I woke up
with this one. [lifts his sleeve]
Bart: Cooool! I want one!
Otto: Not till your fourteen, my little friend.
Bart: [forlorn look]
-- Good things come to those who wait, "Homer's Odyssey"
Otto: Hey Bart-dude!
Bart: Any new tattoos, Otto?
Otto: Ho! Funny you should ask, man. This morning I woke up
with this one. [lifts his sleeve]
Bart: Cooool! I want one!
Otto: Not till your fourteen, my little friend.
Bart: [forlorn look]
-- Good things come to those who wait, "Homer's Odyssey"
Related:
- Otto: [humming into the bus microphone]
Bart: Hey, Otto, can I use that microphone?
Otto: Sorry, Bart-dude, it's for emergencies only. -- on the bus, "Bart the Daredevil... - Bart: I didn't know you played the guitar, Otto-Man!
Otto: Hey, that's all I <did> in high school! -- "Otto Show... - Bart: [reading his history book while boarding the bus]
Otto
Hey, Bart-dude! Whoa, you little freaked! [?] Ba... - Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus on sharp turns.... - Otto: OK, little dudes, time's up. Everybody out!
[kids groan, leave, except for Bart and Lisa]
Lisa
Time's up? Bart: So long, Lis. I'm going to stow away under water and go where the pool goes.... - Hey, this thing's pretty gnarly.
I bet you could throw a dead body in there, and no one would eeeeever
find it.
-- Otto, on Springfield Gorge, "Bart the Daredevil... - Apu: Otto, do you know there's a small child inside your bus?
Otto: [sees Bart] Ooh, good thing you warned me. I was on my way to Mexico!... - Bart: You can do it, Otto! You're the coolest adult I ever met!
Otto: Wow! I've never been called an adult before.... - Bart: Otto-Man? You're living in a dumpster?
Otto
Ho, man, I wish. Dumpster-brand trash bins are top-of-the-line....
