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• Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
  -- Homer's advice to Lisa on how to dissuade a suitor, "I Love Lisa...
• Three simple words: I am gay. -- Homer helps Bart write a letter, "Bart the Love
• Ah, sweet pity: where would my love life have been without it? -- Homer Simpson I Love Lisa
• I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minute
  eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant fresh as a daisy....
• Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
  Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....
• I've heard 'em all. `I like you as a friend.' `I think we should see other people.
  ' `I no speak English.' `I'm married to the sea.' `I don't want to kill you, but I will ....
• When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle.
  They're on TV! -- Homer Simpson There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious. Homer: Well, thank you, honey.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
  -- Homer Simpson, trying to be a father to Lisa....