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• I can't help but feel partly responsible. -- Bart, completely responsible, "Bart the Love
• Three simple words: I am gay. -- Homer helps Bart write a letter, "Bart the Love
• Milhouse: Hey Bart, got any new tricks for us today?
  Bart: Just one. A little something I call "Plucking the Pickle". -- "Bart the Love...
• This is your teacher!? I should start going to Parents' Night.
  [growls] -- Homer sees Bart's photo of a sexy Ms. Krabappel, "Bart the Love...
• Mrs. Krabappel, I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices. -- Apu, "Bart the Love
• Marge: Oh look, there's Bart! Wave to him! [she and Lisa do] [Bart pulls his blinds down] Mmm, maybe we should spend more time with Bart.
  He's becoming isolated and weird... [in Bart's room, Bart plays Stratego and holds one red piece and one blue piece, and does the voices for each] Blue piece...
• Bart: Hey, Lis. A moment of your time. Lisa: [stops playing her sax] Yeah?
  Bart: Suppose I was writing my <second> letter to a girl, and I already used up my A-material....
• Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
  Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash!...
• Bart: Look, why don't you just check your neighbor's drains?
  I'll hold. [Tobias rides trike off down long dirt road] Milhouse...