Edna: It's so exciting to be dating a killer.
Bob: To be fair, I never successfully killed anyone.
Edna: [disappointed] Oh, I see.
[at another table, we see Bart spying on the pair]
Bob: I did once try to kill the world's greatest lover, [slyly] but
then I realized that there are laws against suicide. [Edna
chuckles playfully] You get my drift?
[they move towards each other, ready to kiss]
Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, no! That's Sideshow Bob!
Edna: Ah, well that's the last time I announce my dinner plans in
class. [leaves angrily]
-- "The Brother From Another Series"
Brich Barlow [on the radio; a Rush Limbaugh imitation] My friends, isn't this just typical? Another intelligent conservative here, railroaded by our liberal justice system, just like [reads lists] Colonel Oliver North, officer Stacey Koons, and cartoon Smokespeson Joe Camel....