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  [growls] -- Homer sees Bart's photo of a sexy Ms. Krabappel, "Bart the Love...
• Dear Edna, Your photo took my breath away. Truly yours is a butt that won't quit.
  Yesterday morning, I put your picture up in my garage to inspire me while I gapped my spark plugs....
• Mrs. Krabappel, I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices. -- Apu, "Bart the Love
• Ms.K: Bart, if I were you and you were me, would you give back the yo-yo?
  Bart: [imagines himself, yo-yo in hand. Ms. Krabappel is inches tall] Here ya go....
• What are you looking at, Bart! Are those naughty dogs back again?
  -- Ms. Krabappel catches Bart staring out the window, "Bart the Geniu...
• You've got a date with the Xeros machine! -- Bart receives a sexy photo of Ms.
  Krabappel, "Bart the Love...
• Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
  Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• If anyone wants to learn more about zinc, they're welcome to stay.
  ... We can talk about anything. ... I'll do your homework for ya?...