Now, before I post the starting line-up, I want to assure those of you
whose names are not on the list... that I'm very disappointed in you.
-- Monty Burns, softball team manager,
"Homer at the Bat"
whose names are not on the list... that I'm very disappointed in you.
-- Monty Burns, softball team manager,
"Homer at the Bat"
Related:
- Smithers: What are you going to do with the million dollars,
sir? Burns: Oh, I dunno. Throw it on the pile,... - Homer: Come here, boy, I want to show you something.
Bart: What's that, a homemade bat? Homer: It's something... - Homer: Please please please, I want to make the team.
[catches Roger Clemens] Clemens, did I make... - Kent: On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns.
Mr. Burns? Burns: Oh, hello, Kent. [as loud... - Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets.
And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination.... - Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning
of this slacking off?
Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Burns... - Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll... - Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right,
that's it, Homer: either Burns goes, or Moe... - Burns: I'm giving you your old job back.
Homer: Oh,
thank you, thank you, thank you! Burns: Now get out...
From the same category:
- Bart: Man, I thought Mom was going to scream me stupid.
She didn't even raise her voice. Lisa: I admit... - Marge: Well, it certainly was nice of you to accept Bart in the
middle of a semester.
Commandant: Fortunately, we've had a couple of recent... - Hibbert: Well, sir, you more than meet every one of this state's
requirements to box,
wrestle or be shot out of a cannon. Marge: [growls]... - Jay: Welcome to "Coming Attractions". I'm your host,
Jay Sherman, thank you. Tonight, we review... - Gasp! Look at these prices! We could finally get rid of those termites
for the cost of this meal!
Marge reads the menu for The Gilded Truffle, "Lisa...
