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• Bart: [sees Homer's homemade bat] Wow! How many home runs you gonna hit with that?
  Homer: Let's see. We play thirty games. Ten at-bats a game....
• Homer: I don't want you to see me sitting on my worthless butt.
  Bart: We've seen it, Dad. Homer at the Ba...
• Homer: Where do you think you're going? Lisa: To the game.
  Homer: No no no. I don't want you to see me sit on my worthless butt....
• Now, before I post the starting line-up, I want to assure those of you whose names are not on the list.
  .. that I'm very disappointed in you....
• Lisa: Wow, Dad! Bart: Homer, can I get you a beer?
  Lisa: No, <I> want to get him a beer. Homer: Kids, kids, kids!...
• Homer: What are you doing! That putter is to you what a baseball bat is to a baseball player!
  What a violin is... to the... the guy that....
• Homer: [working to build a baseball bat in the garage] Marge
  Homey, come to bed. [scene change: Marge is in bed, as wood shavings flick onto her from Homer's woodwork in bed] Homer, go back to the garage....
• Smithers: What are you going to do with the million dollars, sir?
  Burns: Oh, I dunno. Throw it on the pile, I suppose....
• Homer: You're Darryl Strawberry. Darryl: Yes? Home
  You play right field. Darryl: Yes? Homer: I play right field, too....