Homer: Please Please Please, I Want To Make The Team.

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Homer: Please please please, I want to make the team. [catches Roger
Clemens] Clemens, did I make the team?
Roger: You sure did!
Homer: I did! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! In your face, Strawberry!
Roger: Wait a minute, are you Ken Griffey, Jr.?
Homer: No.
Roger: Sorry. Didn't mean to get your hopes up.
-- "Homer at the Bat"