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• Homer: Come here, boy, I want to show you something.
  Bart: What's that, a homemade bat? Homer: It's something very special....
• Homer: Where do you think you're going? Lisa: To the game.
  Homer: No no no. I don't want you to see me sit on my worthless butt....
• Homer: I don't want you to see me sitting on my worthless butt.
  Bart: We've seen it, Dad. Homer at the Ba...
• Umpire: Okay, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first until you chug a beer.
  Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings....
• Lisa: Wow, Dad! Bart: Homer, can I get you a beer?
  Lisa: No, <I> want to get him a beer. Homer: Kids, kids, kids!...
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• And the man wants to hit the ball, too. [crack!] And he does.
  And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: You're Darryl Strawberry. Darryl: Yes? Home
  You play right field. Darryl: Yes? Homer: I play right field, too....