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• Homer: Marge, get back in bed. Marge: [on the floor] No, I'm just fine right here.
  Homer: What's wrong? I just want to snuggle. Marge...
• Homer: Here in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphosizes [sic] into the voluptuary!
  [He kisses Marge] Homer's response when Marge asks Homer, in bed, why the weigh loss tapes aren't working....
• Marge: That Shary Bobbins is a miracle worker. The kids love her, the house is spotless, and my hair's grown back.
  It's so full and thick it can support a beach umbrella....
• Homer: Oh, baby. Marge: This was a _wonderful_ idea, Homey.
  [kisses him] Hey, there's a turkey behind the bed!...
• Homer: Marge, I'm going to build you a spice rack. Marge
  Oh, you don't have to go to all that trouble just for me....
• Homer: [seeing everyone leaving] Oh, I told Marge this wouldn't work the other night in bed!
  [everyone hears "bed", turns around, interested] Moe...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Homer, please. I have to alter this suit so it looks different for tomorrow.
  Homer: [yawns] Just slap some bumper stickers on it and come to bed, will you, Marge?...
• Homer: Oh, one thing I'm good at and I can't do it any more.
  Marge: Homey, you're good at lots of things. Home...