Homer: Where Do You Think You're Going? Lisa: To The Game.
Homer: Where do you think you're going?
Lisa: To the game.
Homer: No no no. I don't want you to see me sit on my worthless butt.
Bart: We've seen it, Dad.
-- "Homer at the Bat"
Homer: I don't want you to see me sitting on my worthless butt.
Bart: We've seen it, Dad. Homer at the Ba...
Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar] Home
No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both....
Lisa: Wow, Dad! Bart: Homer, can I get you a beer?
Lisa: No, <I> want to get him a beer. Homer: Kids, kids, kids!...
Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
Homer: I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
Marge: You're not a god, Homer. Lisa: Remember Dad, "All glory is fleeting....
Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too!...
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further!
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur....
Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
Bart: Why would anybody want to touch a girl's butt?
That's where cooties come from! Lisa: Dad, I don't understand....