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• Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
  It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...
• Marge: Lisa, you'll have a fine time at the plant with dad.
  You've been interested in nuclear power for years....
• Well, if you want to get closer to him, then maybe &l
  you> should bridge the gap. I do it all the time. I pretend I'm interested in looking at power tools, going to those silly car-chase movies, and ....
• Lisa: Well, <I'm> going to be a famous jazz musician.
  I've got it all figured out. I'll be unappreciated in my own country, but my gutsy blues stylings will electrify the French....
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• Homer: Oh, I gotta call everyone and tell them the good news.
  [picks up phone: "In use"] What the -- oh....
• Hibbert: Well, that's the first case I've ever seen of a man suffering four simultaneous heart attacks.
  Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad. Homer: It's all right. I understand....
• Homer: I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
  Lisa: What do they do there, Dad? Abe: I'm a member -- Home...
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....