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• Marge: Homer, those were very thoughtful presents, but you have to tell me where you got the money from.
  Homer: All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you have to promise you will not get mad....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Why isn't Dad ever interested in anything I do?
  Marge: Well, um, do you ever take an interest in anything &l...
• Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
  Marge: Well, honey, when I... Homer: [puts up a hand] Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all....
• Marge: Maybe a part-time job is the answer. Bart: Oh, Mom, I couldn't ask you to do that.
  Your already taking care of Maggie and Lisa is such a handful....
• Marge: Lisa, you'll have a fine time at the plant with dad.
  You've been interested in nuclear power for years....
• Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! Lisa
  [holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...
• Marge: Ruth, is there something you want to tell me?
  Ruth: Remember when I said my ex-husband was behind on his child support?...
• Homer: [taunting] Bart and Lisa have to go to school, while I get to stay at home, naah naah nah naah naah.
  Lisa: I like school. Homer: Well, why don't you live at it, then?...