Patty: If you like being pawed by something fat and lazy, we could get
a cat!
Granma: It would leave less hair on the couch.
-- Marge's sister and mother give some alternatives to
Homer, "I Married Marge"
a cat!
Granma: It would leave less hair on the couch.
-- Marge's sister and mother give some alternatives to
Homer, "I Married Marge"
Related:
- Only in America could I get a job!
-- Homer celebrates being hired to work at SNPP,
"I Married... - Homer: I can't believe your mother went out to have fun without me.
Bart: Don't worry. You'll feel better once we put... - Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a
celebration.
I'm going to make the most international coffee in... - Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing... - Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
Someone get a picture of me with my arm around... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge appears in the dream, then awakens Homer]
Marge:
Homer! Homer, wake up! There's still a few minutes... - Homer: You know, son, the day you were born, I received the greatest
gift a man could have.
As the years went by, your mother and I were... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I...
