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• Patty: If you like being pawed by something fat and lazy, we could get a cat!
  Granma: It would leave less hair on the couch....
• Marge: Are you all right, Homer? Homer: I'm fine, I'm just thinking.
  Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been such a good provider....
• Marge, there's something I want to ask you. But I'm afraid, because if you say no, it'll destroy me and make me a criminal.
  -- Homer tries to work up the nerve to propose to Marge, "I Married Marge...
• Marge: I can't imagine that job of yours is very stimulating.
  Homer: But it gives me time to think. Marge: Oh. What do you think about?...
• Smithers: There's a problem with the reactor. What do you do?
  Homer: There's a problem with the reactor!? We're all going to die!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: [sleepy] Must...protect...sugar. Thieves everywhere.
  The strong must protect the sweet...the sweet....
• Repossessing stuff is the hardest part of my job. -- Man from the Repo Depot, "I Married Marge
• Homer: And tomorrow, I'm going to buy your ring back, then I'm going house-hunting.
  Marge: Doesn't your job start tomorrow? Homer: Eh, somebody'll cover for me....