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• Now <that's> what I call a Happy Hour. -- Moe in bed with the waitress, "Flaming Moe'
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Homer: Where's that waitress of yours? Moe: Oh, she left to pursue a movie career.
  Frankly, I think she was better off here. -- "Flaming Moe'...
• Wow, Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
  -- Moe tastes a Flaming Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
• Kent: Next on `Eye on Springfield', a toast to Moe!
  he Wizard of Walnut Street. Moe: The Flaming Moe dates back to my forefathers who were bartenders to the czar....
• The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink?
  [everybody in the bar spits out their drink] Uh, figure of speech....
• If there was any justice, <my> face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise.
  -- Homer gripes about Moe's phenomenal success, "Flaming Moe'...
• If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!
  -- Homer Simpson Flaming Moe'...
• Hey, this drink is delicious. And my phlegm feels looser!
  -- Snake oil not included, "Flaming Moe'...