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• I decided to mix the little bits that were left in every liquor bottle.
  In my haste, I had grabbed a bottle of the kid's cough syrup....
• Homer: This barbeque will be hard, thankless work. But I'm sure you're up to it, Marge.
  Marge: Well, it could be a good chance to get to know our neighbors outside of a courtroom setting....
• Wow, Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
  -- Moe tastes a Flaming Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
• Wow! Info-tainment! -- Homer watches `Eye on Springfield', "Flaming Moe'
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Moe, I haven't seen the place this crowded since the government cracked down on you for accepting food stamps.
  -- Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
• If there was any justice, <my> face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise.
  -- Homer gripes about Moe's phenomenal success, "Flaming Moe'...
• Homer: Where's that waitress of yours? Moe: Oh, she left to pursue a movie career.
  Frankly, I think she was better off here. -- "Flaming Moe'...
• Brace yourselves, gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is.
  .. Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing! -- Prof....