Hey! You're Homer's Sister-in-law, Right? I Remember You.

Barney: My friend [Moe] and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
Patty: [maces him] Barney: Waugh! [belch] Ooh, wow!...
Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
John Law tells me I might need to wear these glasses....
Homer: Hey, Flanders, next time why don't you put a little alcohol in it!
Ned: Au contraire, Simpson. It has three shots of rum, a jigger of bourbon, and just a little daberilla of creme de cassis for flavor....
Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey. Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
[hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?...
Everyone: Surprise! Baby shower. Marge: Baby shower?
You _know_ I haven't told Homer yet, and he'll be home any minute....
Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy. Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down.
Oh, boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me....
Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave to studio laughter] Moe...