Apu, you can take this job and restaff it! -- Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart,

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• Apu: Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years.
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• Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
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• Woods: Apu, you saved my life. And as a small token of my appreciation,
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