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• I am loathe to interrupt your meditation, sir, but the time has come for money to change hands.
  -- Apu snaps Homer out of his daze at the Kwik-E-Mart register, "Principal Charming...
• Apu, you can take this job and restaff it!
  -- Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart, "Lisa's Pony...
• Apu (Kwik-E-Mart clerk): "Haven't I seen you on TV somewhere before?
  Homer: "Nah, you have me confused with Fred Flintstone....
• Apu: Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years.
  They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them....
• Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.
  E.O. of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart....
• Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome, There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather call my home.
  When I first arrived, you were all such jerks, But now I've come to looooooove your quirks....
• Homer: Well, _that_ was a big bust. Is he _really_ the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
  Apu: [growls, reaches towards Homer] Homer: No need to apologize, Apu...
• Apu: I've got to go down to the Kwik-E-Mart and I'm going to face my demon.
  Marge: Oh, that'll work out great! We're out of Lucky Charms....
• Hey, this is not a lending library. If you're not going to buy that thing, put it down or I'll blow your heads off.
  -- Apu, the Kwik-E-Mart clerk, in "Krusty Gets Busted", from The Simpso...