Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your job back?
Apu: I must go to the head office and appeal my case.
Homer: I'm coming with you. I got you fired; it's the least I can do.
Well, the least I can do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you
one better and come along!
Apu: But, sir, the head office is in India.
Homer: OK.
Lisa: Dad, that's over ten thousand miles away.
Homer: I'm aware of that!
Lisa: That's over sixteen thousand kilometers!
Homer: D'oh!
-- Here comes the metric system, indeed, "Homer and Apu"
Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your job back?
Apu: I must go to the head office and appeal my case.
Homer: I'm coming with you. I got you fired; it's the least I can do.
Well, the least I can do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you
one better and come along!
Apu: But, sir, the head office is in India.
Homer: OK.
Lisa: Dad, that's over ten thousand miles away.
Homer: I'm aware of that!
Lisa: That's over sixteen thousand kilometers!
Homer: D'oh!
-- Here comes the metric system, indeed, "Homer and Apu"
Related:
- Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.
E.O. of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart.... - Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome,
There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather call my
home.
When I first arrived, you were all such jerks, But now I've come to looooooove your quirks.... - Homer: Well, _that_ was a big bust. Is he _really_ the head of the
Kwik-E-Mart?
Apu: [growls, reaches towards Homer] Homer: No need to apologize, Apu... - Homer: Oh, rancid meat attack! Stupid parasites. Is there no way I can
find justice?
Kent: If you have a consumer complaint, just call this number -- Home... - Homer/Apu/Moe:
You can do it, Otto!
You can do it, Otto!
Apu: Make this spare, I'll give you free gelato! Moe... - Marge: [checks the fridge] Oh, we're low on milk for Maggie.
You want to come with me to the Kwik-E-Mart?... - Bart+Lisa: Dad, dad! What did you bring? What did you bring?
Marge: How did it go? Homer: Fine! [looks at Apu] Oh, I mean not good.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Apu: [singing along badly] The Dream Police, they live inside of my
bed
The Dream Police, they come to me in my head, The Dream Police, they're going to direct me now, Oh nooo....
