Apu: Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years. They are
strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and
buys them.
Homer: But I eat... Oh.
-- Working at the Kwik-E-Mart, "Lisa's Pony"
strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and
buys them.
Homer: But I eat... Oh.
-- Working at the Kwik-E-Mart, "Lisa's Pony"
Related:
- Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome,
There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather... - Apu: I won't lie to you. On this job, you <will> be shot at.
[reveals his chest] Each of these bullet wounds is... - Apu, you can take this job and restaff it!
-- Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart,
"Lisa's... - Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.E.O.
of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart... - Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart
Corporation.
Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure... - Homer: Oh, rancid meat attack! Stupid parasites. Is there no way I can
find justice?
Kent: If you have a consumer complaint, just call this... - Bart+Lisa: Dad, dad! What did you bring? What did you bring?
Marge: How did it go? Homer: Fine! [looks at Apu]... - Homer: Marge, could we go in the other room?
I did something last night I'm not proud of,
and I don't want the kids to hear it. Bart:... - Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your...
