Homer: Oh, I need money.
Apu: Well, if you need money, you should have at least jammed a gun in
my ribs, or better yet, you could inquire about my help-wanted
sign.
Homer: You're looking for help?
Apu: Yes, we need someone for the demanding yet high-profile midnight
to 8am shift.
Homer: I'm your man!
Apu: You're hired. Oh, how I dreamed the day would come when one of
<you> would be working for <me>.
-- Must've been the jam, "Lisa's Pony"
Apu: Well, if you need money, you should have at least jammed a gun in
my ribs, or better yet, you could inquire about my help-wanted
sign.
Homer: You're looking for help?
Apu: Yes, we need someone for the demanding yet high-profile midnight
to 8am shift.
Homer: I'm your man!
Apu: You're hired. Oh, how I dreamed the day would come when one of
<you> would be working for <me>.
-- Must've been the jam, "Lisa's Pony"
Related:
- Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.E.O.
of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart... - Apu: Poor Mister Homer. Could it be that my snack treats are
responsible for his wretched health?
Customer: I need some jerky. Apu: Would you like... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - You mean, I'm on my own? I've never been on my own.
Oh no! On own! On own! I need help. Oh, God help... - Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a
charm.
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank... - Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your... - Woods: Apu!
Apu: Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead.
How I've missed you! I mean -- I think I'm... - Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu.
Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky.
What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's... - on "Bite Back"]
Kent: Apu, will you ever stop selling spoiled meat?
Apu: No -- I mean, yes -- I mean -- uh oh. [sweats]...
From the same category:
- Nelson: {The ingredients were: fresh pureed tomatoes,
water, salt, and sodium benzoate used to... - KFSL -- Fossil 103. Classic hits from Abba to Zeppelin,
comma, Led. -- Never thought I'd miss KBBL,... - Miss Allbright: Hell is a terrible place. Maggots are your sheet,
worms your blanket, there's a lake of fire burning... - Ned: Heidy-hoeroony, neighbor. What can I do you for?
Homer: Get out of there. My family needs to use your... - Bart: Ohh, I'll never get that game.
Marge: [walking in] Tuck-in time!
[singing] All aboard the sleepy train To visit...
