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• Burns: Smithers, who is this saucy fellow? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Sector sieben-Grueber, I mean, sector 7-G....
• Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.
  } Smithers: {Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_....
• Burns: Who is that bookworm, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? How very strange....
• Burns: His name? Smithers: [holding a copy of the incriminating photo] Homer Simpson sir, a low-level employee in sector 7G.
  Burns: Simpson, eh? -- "Homer's Night Ou...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to take a vacation.
  Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer Simpson....
• Burns: Who is that firebrand, Smithers? Smithe
  That's Homer Simpson. Burns: Simpson, eh? New man?...
• Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
• Burns: By the way, what was the lad's name? Smithe
  Uh, Bart Simpson, sir. Burns: Who? Smithers: He's the son of Homer Simpson, sir....